Hey people,
yes its still me! No, am not Angelina Jolie. Not not even Brad Pitt. So suck it up :P
Why am i blogging today?? Coz its as good as any other day! No, am not sleepy! I sleep late at night and till late into the day. Sleep was always my problem. When i was a kid, absolutely adorable i was! Anyways, SRK's sayings remind me of my childhood too! When i was a kid, mom didn't use to pat me to sleep! She beat me to sleep! She says i gave her terrors! Are you kidding meh?? She was the one with that monstrous stick! Anyways, now she is sleeping! Yes! i get to surf porn!!
Oh actually can't. Sis is still awake! Recently read a blog called 'And the Gods Made Love'. Hilarious blog! 17 year olds doing a helluva job over there. One of the best blogs i read in the new year! My friend MJ is going to meet his gal this Sunday! SO?? yea 'so' mean even i wanna meet my gal but am stuck here for another 8 days!!! Bro said its raining in Chennai. WHOA!!!! the Copenhagen climate meet really did wonders i guess!!! Hope my friends over there enjoyed! Rain is RARE!!! Hell rare is also a frequent said word! Its Rarer than Rare. Something like Rarwrwrw.... That makes sense! No one uses words like this!
Just found out that a whole lot of my farmer folks crossed me in Farmville! Oh they are gonna pay!!! No more free cows for you!! Wouldn't it be wonderful if ZYNGA created famine in Farmville too!!! Go goddess famine...struck those who crossed me while i was offline :) :D
And what the heck was that stuff with the females and Facebook and the color of their BRA?! I learnt it was something of breast cancer awareness drive...but it ended with other gals commenting like...'meri bhi black'.....'how can your's be green??' o_O!!!!
I found all the colors except maybe indigo! damn poor rainbow! Some poor guy who had no clue what the gals were updating about....posted his status message 'YELLOW'!
LMAO!
Got my Internet connection today finally!!! Kudos to me!
Oh yes, gotta go! Dad's checking on me! Poor guy, he thinks i haven't grown up yet!
Its FL signing off
*fssssssssss*
(sorry for the fart)
HAKUNA MATATA
P.S|Gulabo...your exams are over. Get your ass over here...will ye?? :P
P.P.S| Our own Rashi a.k.a Psychedchick of Rocky Road...once again will be the guest author for Saturday Night Fever. Oh yea its back!!
love you
Hola folks Ssup at your end??? Know what? Recently heard the Punjabi track of ‘Iktara’ and am nuts about it :)
I need clothes! New ones! Don’t think i can ask dad this time! I still have to pay off my debts. Maybe i’ll save for a change :P
Rest everything is laid to rest! Shook off my nonsensical wayward blues and looking forward for the new year! The sun is shining, the chicks are crossing the road....my eyes scans them for a second before coming to rest at the laptop. Good News! My bhabi gave birth to a tiny boy. Oh yea...real tiny! Nusrath, are you listening??? :P
Brought a bloody bitch along with him! Look at his guts! Dogs these days...i am telling you!
Keep the FAITH. Keep the HOPE coming! Humanity is alive on that.
P.S| Nusrath dear....its time...hehe :P
Its 2010 guys
2 more years till armageddon! not the opening you wanted to see hehe
Still wishing you folks a very HAPPY NEW YEAR
So 2009 finally over. GREAT! I spent the new day of the new year sleeping :)
Mom and Dad were quite surprised and kept asking me if i didn't have any other plans. hehe.
WHAT? Can't i be a family guy for a change? They are all i am left with, you know! its RESOLUTIONS TIME folks :)
haha...does anyone ever bother to keep the promise? I am 22 and till now...i didn't. Time that changed folks. So here it goes-
1) Quit SMOKING
2) Clear my damn backlogs
3) Give a little LOVE back to the world
now that was easy :) :)
Not many of my friends will believe i can actually do the top two...hehe...
*sigh* time to step up don't you think? i know the coming six months are gonna be hell, my own personal hell for a lot of reasons. A war is coming and i am smack in the middle of it.
It kinda sucks when you don't have your loved one on new year's day! i keep remembering the 1st of Jan when we kissed in a cafe :) How many of you really think that i can mange to crawl out of this god forsaken pit while she's gone? well we have to find out don't we! Last Year was pretty fabulous for the masses!
* Obama became President (no it doesn't mean anything for INDIA)
* Michael Schumacher promised to be back to Formula 1 (hell that's the best news so far)
* we won Oscars :) :D
* I started playing in FB
* my sister got a boifrnd (o_O what has that got to do with me! nevermind)
* number one in ICC test rankings (oh yea baby!)
* Manchester United won the BPL. oh again!
* i made out :) *shy*
* Blogger saved me from dying slowly :)
blah blah blah blah
i will be back soon! real soon! Surfing porn has become boring nowadays! gimme an alternative folks. Dinner at a family friend's place! Lord, just give me the strength to keep smiling and not mess it up again!
Lonely is the night when i am not with you Maddy
Sayonara
Hello people :P
Yes , its me, the long lost co-author of this blog.
29th December 2009
I'm sitting in my bed, trying to figure out what to study for my final exam of physics. My phone blinks with a strong vibration:
Freelancer: Gulabo, I want a post for scribblings on 31st, anyhow, ok??!
31st December 2009
Here I'm, thinking and still typing non sense, because I have to write a post! :D
I'm totally afraid of this guy, I dont kow why. Just one sentence of his "Gulabo, tu rehti kaha hai? Mil tu tera gala daba dunga!"
Coming to the post finally...31st December 2009...the year was certainly very long for me. It took ages to pass, but anyways, I'm happy at the end, and all set to start the year with all smiles :D
My 2009, in my words...obviously I'm not going to hire someone to right for me!:D
January: My sis ties a knot, wth her long term boyfriend, whom of all the things I cant call jijaji...sounds absolutely...totally...wierd! Then I learn this art of living alone all the time. But yes, finally no one to share your every li'l thing with!
February: My exams, for which I took a gap year approaches..I dont remember this month very well!
March: My first booze :D
Yay!!
April-May: The most painful months of my life...exams, and nothing else! No wait, their results as well!
June -July: My first trip without family, or friends...out of Delhi. TO Chandigarh. And then I realize, no Delhi is not the heaven on earth! In between somewhere, I turn 19...ummm...a grown up...supposed to be :P
August: Finally I get to see a college. I go to an all girls college, hate it, and then love it. And then all my pains begin. All day light with a li'l phrase "Aj bhi exam hai kya yaar?!"
Aayush also moves to Kanpur, the worst thing that could have happened to me..:(
September- October- November: Nothing but exams! Silly MriduL calls me in between sometime... and gives me all sorts of dhamki so that I return here..all in vein I know :D:P
December: My fairytale comes to an end...very sad end indeed! I never imagined things so perfect can actually end, but then, this is life...have to accept and live on :)
I watch a 3d movie after almost a decade...I loved Avatar :D
And finally, the the year is over...not a very eventful year, but yes, I have learnt a lot of things...entering 2010 with loads of hopes and smiles, to see a new sunshine:)
Till the next time,
Rose
P.S. Wish you all a very happy new year :)
And Aayush, I miss you a lot:(
Hellos folks
Aye its me! The year is nearly over! Yep nearly! another 5 hours left.
I look back and think about the last 12 months and all i can remember is @#$%^&^*^%
Yes, i have no clue what that is!
Yes, i returned from KNP. The trip was good! Saw rhinos, wild boars! Mmm...yummy! Herds of deer, huge wild elephants with really huge scary tusks. The elephant rides were a lot cooler. Man those things eat like hell and their shit smells real bad!!! In contrast the safari was disappointing. No wild cats :( My sis was happy not to be eaten alive.
I left for Jorhat the next day! Its dad's hometown and i have practically everyone living over there. I love my village :) This trip was supposed to lift my spirits up and get me out of the depression but sadly....that didn't work out one bit. I promised pics...i will get them here soon.
Abby came here..so i had to come home soon! Well it was worth it. Meeting old friends and hanging out. Pizza hut, CCD, snooker and beer! that's bout it. Anyways, fifteen more days till i return back to chennai! i don't know even if i am looking forward to it or not. I miss Maddy. Being away from here....during the worst depression ever to have faced really sucks. But....crap!
No plans for tonight as of yet. Just plain old night with family. Tomorrow starts a new year. That means new resolutions. yes i have a few. Watched 3 idiots with 5 idiots. don't know which idiot i am. Ok folks see you tomorrow.
2010 will be good for me! yes it will be! i will come out of everything (no not my chaddis)
Till then, am happy being MISERABLE
Wishing you a Happy New Year
P.S| the heading means nothing :)
Yes, you heard it right! Am going to KNP. :)
To enjoy the wild, to watch those exotic birds, to be chased by the jungle cats and the one-horned rhinos. Yes it does sound awesome! Better than Nat Geo. But lemme get there first. I will post pics, i promise :) Yes this time i will definitely take a real camera with me after the Andaman fiasco :(
Leaving at 3 in the afternoon. So just came here for this hasty little update. Well didn't know my blog was public domain that anyone can come and write on it! AferLife! Yea yea! pathetic name! Anyways, these days have been boring without friends! ABBY, you were about to come! Maddy is in Bangalore! Enjoying like hell! Grrrrrrrr!
I got a new pair of Converse! Oh yea! Absolutely fantastic! Have ummmm...4 pairs of shoes now...lol.....an off white Giordano, a red Converse, a yellow RBK and the latest print-on-white Converse :) Oh yea, I will be off to Jorhat in another couple of days. Miss mah village :) miss romancing the cows and ducks. i know its gonna be quite chilly but noway that's going to stop me from diving into the lake....or pool....whatever you might call it!
Seema is going with me to KNP. yes, she is a gal! o_O and she also happens to be my oldest childhood friend! So dream on! The week's gonna rock. I cut mah hair...did i tell you that??? Yea i look absolutely hot! No. not like Edward Cullen or Jasper Hale. Fuck Jacob Black! I am more hot without make-up :)
Yes, i love myself...what can i do??? Oh yes!!! my pet dog ran away! He was actually a street dog before becoming a house dog! err...whatever.! Now he ran away. Eloped most probably! Good for him, Bad for me! I miss him!
Okays i gotta move now. And yes AfterLife, if you so much like to write in my blog, leave a fake id. I will invite you ofcoz. just stop writing under my name, using my id !
See you around folks, in 'bout a week
Hakuna Matata
Hello world.
No am not FL...not that Fucking Loser :)
nice anagram ain't it? Who am i?? its for him to figure out, ain't it? U folks...call me AfterLife!
Yes, that noob gives his password to everyone. :)
Cmon FL...who am i?? Your gal?? your bestest friend??? your SIS?? might be your dad?? hehe...but whoever i am, i am gonna make sure i freak you out....in a good way ofcoz! no am not your enemy. Remember you used to pain my ears 'bout the fact that you don't have any enemies. Read that you got a new cell...a Blackberry infact. So when's the treat?? Or did you do that already?
Other folks/readers....yes am going to give him a hard time...but i do like this guy. See am decent enough. So wats ye gonna do about it??? change your password??? or spam me in your comments??? hehe...its your blog innit??
Waiting for your next post...and yea, your MDR's getting pathetic... go get screwed and write 'bout it. Btw ManU lost to United :) o_O
and hey folks....you wanna know anything bout this guy....lemme know...
Regards,
AfterLife a.k.a AL
